Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Joke: Convict on the Loose

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!"

"Oh, honey," the wife whispered back, "I'm so glad you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a nice, tight butt!"



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