Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Joke: Miscommunication

A construction worker on the 3rd floor of an unfinished building needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself. He tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So, he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.

First he pointed at his eyes, meaning "I," then pointed at his knees, meaning "need," and moved his hand back and forth demonstrating the movement of a hand saw.

Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.

The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."

The other guy replied, "I know. I was trying to tell you that I was coming."



Blogger Kate Burns said...

ROFLMAO!! Thanks!

4:03 AM  
Blogger Kate Willoughby said...

:) You're welcome!

11:07 AM  
Blogger Tempest Knight said...

OMG! *LMAO* Too funny! Thanks for posting this. I need the laughs, chica. *g*

7:51 AM  
Blogger Tara S Nichols said...

You are one creative lady!! I loved it.

12:12 PM  
Blogger Laura Bacchi said...

*groans* Loved it :)

6:24 PM  
Blogger Kate Willoughby said...

Oh, I didn't WRITE the joke. I just typed it. LOL.

Wait. I didn't even type it. I cut and pasted it. LMAO!

9:46 PM  

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