Joke: Come Rain, Come Sleet

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
Afterward, she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. As she was pouring the coffee, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him if he had any ideas. He said, 'Fuck him, give him a dollar.'"
The lady then added, "The breakfast was my idea."
Labels: Jokes
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home