Caption Challenge

I decided it was time to do Manly Thoughts. My friend Anna does it SO much better than I do, but I love her Man Meat Monday feature so much that I copy it shamelessly every once in a while. So, trolling for photos, I found this and came up with two captions that I liked, but then thought it might be fun to challenge you to come up with something funny. My ideas are in the comment section.

Liquid Silver Eye Candy

I'm a doofus. I forgot that I had signed up to participate in a Liquid Silver Halloween blog party! I'm (belatedly) participating in a round robin blog hopping party thing! I was supposed to post some eye candy in honor of the big Candy Holiday and then send you on to the next blogger.

Here's my eye candy picture. He seems to be saying, "Oh my, what's this I have in my pants?"

Or maybe he's saying, "Want some...candy, little girl?"



Anyone who comments will get a chance to win their choice of any two of my books. I'm going to give away two because I feel bad for doing this so late. :) You may want to wait for my next release, coming from Ellora's Cave on November 26. Here's a short blurb:

Erotic pleasure is so central to the Shinwa culture that one is considered uneducated if not well-versed in the Jin-Hakku, an ancient sexual reference. As a bonded triad, Kai, Joran and Hana have long enjoyed the carnal pleasures it describes.

However, infertility can be a death sentence and Hana has yet to conceive. Desperate, the men turn to an obscure volume of the Jin-Hakku. What they find is daunting—three nights of exquisite sexual “torture” that will test the limits of their stamina and self-control, but for Kai and Joran, failure is not an option.

Now, off with you. Go to the next Liquid Silver blogger, the fabulous Shara Lanel. You can win cool stuff!

Sexy Man Overload

In the mood for some hottie guys? Check this out. It takes, literally, sixty seconds.


100 Sexy Guys in 1 Minute

But what's with that goofy hat? Sheesh.

Manly Candy: Alessandro Gassman

"I romp in the waves, sexy, half my manly face in shadow. And yet, alas, I, Alessandro Gassman, am lonely. I need a patient woman, a woman who could wait for my manly, yet natural, flatulence to dissipate. Then, they would discover the true me. The fresh-as-a-daisy me."

Manly Candy: Andy Roddick, Tennis Pro

"Some line judge needs glasses. That ball was in. I am so angry that I feel an Incredible Hulk moment coming on. I can't turn green like the Hulk, but hey, you get to gaze upon my manly physique."

Not Your Average Roto-Rooter

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. My friend Anna J. Evans features Man Meat every Monday on her blog. If you ask me, the world can always use manly eye candy. So, here's my version...

Yes, I am a male model. In this manly photo of me, you can almost see my manly butt crack.

It occurs to me that if I ever tire of modeling, I can be a plumber.

Hot Man Haiku: Jude Law

As clavicles go
This one's tops. Wish I could see
All his other...bones.

Hot Man Haiku: Freddie Ljungberg

Let me assure you,
That is not a banana.

Can you handle it?