Caption Challenge

I decided it was time to do Manly Thoughts. My friend Anna does it SO much better than I do, but I love her Man Meat Monday feature so much that I copy it shamelessly every once in a while. So, trolling for photos, I found this and came up with two captions that I liked, but then thought it might be fun to challenge you to come up with something funny. My ideas are in the comment section.

Manly Thoughts

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. My friend Anna J. Evans features Man Meat every Monday on her blog. If you ask me, the world can always use manly eye candy. So, here's my version...

"Oh, ho! I am pharoah! 'Walking like an Egyptian!'

Ha ha. Fortunately, I am manly enough that I can sing silly songs from the eighties, wear clothing in ridiculous ways and not feel self-conscious. Because, hey, you're looking at my manly bod and tattoo anyway. HA!"

Proof of my Silliness

So fierce is my expression that other manly men cower in fear, even though my shield is made of cheap plastic. And those are not leg warmers! They are gauntlets for protection against...snakes. Yeah, that's it, snakes.

Not Your Average Roto-Rooter

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. My friend Anna J. Evans features Man Meat every Monday on her blog. If you ask me, the world can always use manly eye candy. So, here's my version...

Yes, I am a male model. In this manly photo of me, you can almost see my manly butt crack.

It occurs to me that if I ever tire of modeling, I can be a plumber.