Just Boots

"Do you like my rockin' croc boots? Or are you distracted by my manly flanks? Perhaps you are amazed at my sense of balance. It takes manly talent to pose just so on a bike like this. Too bad my ass is stuck to the leather. I may need a manly skin graft after this photo shoot which I will get without anesthesia."

Wet Man Haiku: Ryan Philippe

My sexy wet pants
cling to my manly 'nads, yet
are a bitch to take off.

Wet Man Haiku: Matthew McConaughey

Oh, to be that board
Clasped between those manly legs
But what's that? ...Shrinkage

Wet Man Haiku: Orlando Bloom

Fear not, my friend
'Tis not a vicious monster.

I had beans for lunch.

Wet Man Haiku: Lance Armstrong

Naked, I pedal,
At one with nature, and yet
torturing my nuts.

Wet Man Haiku: Prince William

My Cinderella
will come to me in the night
and volley my ball.

Thursday 3: Imagined Dialogue

My friend Anna J. Evans does this thing on her blog that I adore called Man Meat Monday. She gets pictures of men and writes what they might be thinking to themselves. I'm copying that idea for today's Thursday 3, but with the caveat that she does this much better than I do.

I recently saw the movie 3:10 to Yuma and liked it very much. It stars two of the three guys here--Christian Bale and Russell Crowe. There were no more guys in the movie that I could find "wet men" pictures for, so I just took Rusty Joiner because his name was next to Russell's.

"This hot water feels so good on my naked manly body. If only I had more light so I could find my loofah..."


"I told you never to interrupt my beer-drinking, cigar-smoking, dog-tag-wearing sessions. Tell Spielberg I'll call him back."

"Now, let me get this straight. I'M the limbo pole????"

Haiku: Angelina Schmangelina

Leave her, Brad, darling!
What's she got that I don't have?

...Forget I said that.